Best and worst of L, subway stops
The Ride goes distance — to check out every station
The CTA has been asking riders to be “Mystery Shoppers” and tell the transit agency what it’s doing well — and not. To do our part, The Ride rode the entire length of the CTA rail system — 242 miles of L and subway track. Here are 10 “bests” and “worsts” that stood out:
1. Scariest platform
State/Lake — with Clark/Lake not far behind. It’s the combination of the really narrow platforms with so many riders crowding onto them. At its deepest, the State/Lake platform is just eight feet front to back. In some spots, though, commuters have just 3½ feet to maneuver because of posts. An elderly woman was killed after she walked off the platform in 2003 — witnesses said she seemed distracted by something to do with her purse. The station, built in 1894, is the oldest in the Loop.
2. Ghastliest station
Tough category. This one could go to North/Clybourn on the Red Line, where stalactites caused by dripping water dangle from the filthy ceiling. Or, a little farther south on the Red Line, Grand and State, which is cold and dank — except in the summer, when it’s sweaty humid — and currently has all the tiles ripped off for remodeling.
But, no, our winner — er, loser — is the Division Street platform on the Blue Line, for the mush of garbage and water between the tracks, the bad lighting, filthy walls, noise and general sense of claustrophobic urban gloom.
3. Garden spot
The prettiest spot on the L has to be . . . the Conservatory/Central Park Drive platform on the Green Line. The Queen Anne-style station house originally was part of the 1890s Lake Street L. It was reconstructed at Garfield Boulevard in 2001. From the platform, this isn’t your usual L view — vacant lots, expressways, fast-food rooftops. Instead, this time of year it’s Garfield Park in springtime.
4. Coolest art
The 18th Street station on the Pink Line is covered with colorful Mexican folk designs — dancers and gods, saints and flowers.
At the next stop, near the entrance of the Damen station, is a glass mosaic by Juan Chavez depicting scenes from Pilsen. Chavez, along with artist Corrine Peterson, created the “Hopes and Dreams” mosaic in the transfer tunnel between the State/Roosevelt subway and the Green/Orange Line L station.
5. Best-smelling
The Argyle L platform on the Red Line smells like star anise and ginger, wafting up from the Chinese and Vietnamese restaurants below. The Western Avenue station on the Pink Line smells like tortillas. Both beat the more common platform smells.
6. Worst-smelling
Orange Line stations have wind shelters that face away from the tracks, with concrete benches. Something about this configuration attracts . . . who knows what, but it’s not good. Both the Halsted and the Ashland stations were bad — it was better to stand in the wind.
7. Top spot for drunks
From the 47th Street southbound platform on the Green Line, we saw a rooftop littered with 54 empty liquor bottles — and one discarded cane.
8. Paradise for pigeons (not passengers)
For pigeon lovers, Halsted on the Green Line is your platform. Benches and flooring were liberally speckled with feathers — and pigeon poop. Runner-up: the Irving Park station entrance on the Blue Line.
9. Best ride for readers (L branch)
Rides on the South Branch of the Red Line at evening rush hour found everybody silently reading. There were Bibles, news magazines, novels, textbooks and newspapers. And it was quieter than a library.
10. Most obnoxious riders
One last note on riders. After riding 242 miles of L and subway, The Ride feels qualified to observe that the Brown Line at rush hour seemed to have the highest ratio of self-absorbed, loutish passengers. This is the worst line if you’re pregnant — few people even look up to offer a seat.
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Tanya DePass is the founder and Director of I Need Diverse Games, a not-for-profit organization based in Chicago, which is dedicated to better diversification of all aspects of gaming. I Need Diverse Games serves the community by supporting marginalized developers, attendance at the Game Developer Conference by participating in the GDC Scholarship program, helps assist attendance at other industry events, and is seeking partnership with organizations and initiatives. Tanya is a lifelong Chicagoan who loves everything about gaming, #INeedDiverseGames spawn point, and wants to make the industry better and more inclusive for everyone. She’s part of the Rivals of Waterdeep actual play stream on twitch.tv/rivalsofwaterdeep, a partnered Twitch variety broadcaster; and often speaks on issues of diversity, feminism, race, intersectionality & other topics online, at conventions and as a public speaker..
She’s also contributed to publications at Green Ronin, Paizo and Monte Cook Games and is the co-developer for the Fifth Season RPG based on N.K. Jemisin’s three time Hugo award winning Broken Earth trilogy. She’s the creator and Creative Director of Into the Mother Lands, a Twitch supported RPG and Actual Play stream, airing weekly on her channel, twitch.tv/cypheroftyr. Additionally, she is a Senior Annenberg labs Civic Media Fellow at USC. She’s also the creator and Creative Director of Into the Mother Lands, a new sci fi afro-futurist RPG developed with a team of all POC and Black creators; live streamed on her twitch channel, /cypheroftyr.
She’s named as one of The Game Awards Future Class 2020, a diverse group of builders, thinkers and dreamers whose voices elevate and diversify our artform. It recognizes individuals around the world who represent the bright, bold and inclusive future for video games. She was also named as one of Gamers of the Year 2020 by Kotaku along with three of her contemporaries. She was also invited to the Xbox MVP program in February 2021.
Her work to make the industry more inclusive has been highlighted in Game Changer, Directed by Tina Charles, WNBA star & olympian as well as filmmaker. The short documentary premiered at Tribeca 2021, as part of the Queen Collective; an initiative started by Queen Latifah, supported by Proctor & Gamble in an effort to get more Black women into film making. Game Changer was also featured as part of BETHer’s 2021 Juneteenth Programming on 19 June 2021.
Tanya is the programming & diversity coordinator for OrcaCon and GaymerX. She also serves on the Board of Directors for OrcaCon and was named the Chair for Take This in January 2023. She often speaks on issues of diversity, feminism, race, intersectionality & other topics at conventions. Her writing about games and games critique appears in Uncanny Magazine, Polygon, Wiscon Chronicles, Vice Gaming, Paste Games, Mic, and other publications. She’s the editor of Game Devs and Others: Tales from the Margins (2018, CRC Press) and contributed to The Advanced Game Narrative Toolbox. (2019, CRC Press)
Writer Bio for pubs: Tanya is the Founder and Director of I Need Diverse Games, a not-for-profit organization based in Chicago. She’s part of Rivals of Waterdeep, an actual play D&D show on twitch.tv/rivalsofwaterdeep; the programming coordinator for OrcaCon & GaymerX; and often speaks on issues of diversity, feminism, race, intersectionality & other topics at conventions. She’s on the Board of Take This as well as a Stream Ambassador, and was part of the inaugural cohort of The Game Awards Future Class. Her work to make the industry more inclusive has been highlighted in Game Changer, Directed by Tina Charles, WNBA star & olympian as well as filmmaker. The short documentary premiered at Tribeca 2021, as part of the Queen Collective; an initiative started by Queen Latifah, supported by Proctor & Gamble in an effort to get more Black women into film making. Game Changer was also featured as part of BETHer’s 2021 Juneteenth Programming on 19 June 2021.
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